I'm going to start solving all my problems with violence

My phone was working for the most part, but the memory card I got for it wasn't being recognized. The card worked in other phones (same make and model) and other memory cards also wouldn't work in my phone. Seems my phone was the problem. Then, on Friday, I stepped out onto my balcony to make a phone call, pulled out my phone, and flipped it open. Here, my toddler-like reflexes got the better of me and the phone went sailing off the balcony. I watched as it fell down seven floors, and hit a tree. It made a nice loud crack as it hit. Figuring I was fucked, I ran downstairs to collect the pieces, and found my phone sitting on the ground, seemingly unaware that it just fell a good 70 feet. Later on during the weekend I tried the memory card again, and it works fine. So from now on, when something or someone doesn't do what I want, I'm going to throw it, or them, off my balcony. Just a heads up.